Sorry lavender, I’m sticking to what I know.
Hello, my name is Goose, and I’m a ginger again.
Look at my beautiful wife.
Who won’t come see me to do her hair. ; w;
She’s pretty adorable. She needs to let you do her hair. What do we need to do to get her out there? Kidnap her?
It’s simple, we
kill the Batman kidnap the Goose. We’ll lure her away with pictures of tumbly butt elephants, Radeo Suicide, some Swedish Fish vodka, dinoz, Little Mermaid goodness and everything that makes Goose go ‘round.
Yup. Good plan.
My wife and I are on it. I’ll put an otter on a string to lure her to the door…We’ll get that woman pampered and in your hands.